Caramel Chocolate Penis
Caramel Chocolate Penis
In stock
Some people give flowers. Some give chocolates. Legends give this.
Introducing our hand-poured Chocolate Penis, crafted from delicious milk chocolate and made to stand proud (literally) on your dessert plate. It’s rich, it's firm, it's anatomically cheeky – and it’s perfect for hen parties, gag gifts, Easter, or just a little self-love (pun intended).
Decorative plate not included, but let’s be honest – it deserves fine china.
Product Info:
- Approx. 120g of solid caramel chocolate
- 12cm tall and lovingly veiny
- Guaranteed to get a laugh – or a blush
- Hand poured in New Zealand, in a registered kitchen
- Gift wrapped in cellophane
- Carefully packaged to survive shipping with dignity intact
Important Bits:
⚠️ MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS (yeah, we know – we’re laughing too)
🌱 Not suitable for children (unless you want to have that conversation)
🔥 Keep out of direct sunlight unless you want a melty mess on your hands
🎁 Want to send as a gift? We’ll include a cheeky message, just leave a note at checkout
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