Collection: Chocolate

Welcome to our wildly inappropriate (and ridiculously delicious) collection of edible filth. From lifelike chocolate dicks to creamy vulvas and lollies that’ll make your nan gasp, these handcrafted treats are made to shock, delight, and melt in your mouth – not in your hand. Perfect for hen parties, gag gifts, or just because you're a little bit feral. Go on, take a bite – we won’t judge. 

All our naughty nibbles are handcrafted in a registered NZ kitchen, hygienically wrapped, and made with high-quality chocolate – because even filthy food should be made right. ⚠️ May contain traces of nuts, dairy, soy, gluten, and a truly inappropriate sense of humour.