I'll Fucking Cut You Chef's Knife

🔪 Laser Engraved Chef's Knife – Sassy, Sharp & Customizable AF

Whether you're a kitchen queen, a domestic badass, or just someone who loves a damn good knife – this one’s for you.

Our laser-engraved chef's knives are as fierce as they are functional. Made with high-quality stainless steel and engraved with your choice of our outrageously bold designs or your own custom message. From “Bitch in the Kitchen” to something sweet (or sweary), we’ve got you.

🔥 Product Features:
• Stainless steel chef’s knife – sharp, sturdy & ready to slay
• Professionally laser engraved for a clean, permanent design
• Choose from our collection of sassy sayings or send in your own
• Blade approximately 20cm and full knife length approximately 34cm
• Ergonomic handle for a comfy grip while you're chopping like a pro
• Made and engraved by hand in Dannevirke, NZ 🇳🇿

🖋️ Custom Orders Welcome:
Want to personalize it with a name, inside joke, or unhinged kitchen mantra? Hell yes you can. Just select the “custom” option and we’ll make your vision sharp as hell.

⚠️ Please Note:
These are real, sharp knives – for cutting food, not feelings. Please use responsibly.